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The Players

The Man

What can I say, folks - hes not one for pictures! I'm not sure if it was my cooking, quick wit or button nose that made him fall for me...but I'm thinking it might have been the Valium-induced stupor. He is the crayon to my box - the toilet to my paper - the remote to my control...I honestly don't think anyone else would be crazy enough to put up with my antics. He might blame the fact that I got pregnant before he was able to really know what he was getting himself into I swear it wasn't on purpose but I know, deep down, he really loves me.

Lulu

Spitfire. That one word describes Lulu the best. She is outgoing, loves puppies and gets excited at the mere mention of a bath (bizarre child, I know). I'm not quite sure how she ended up so cute, but thankfully she looks more like me than her daddy did I say that out loud! When anyone sees Lulu and I together, they can't get over how alike we are, which is quite scary. My parents always told me Karma would come back to me 10-fold...and I think it has, in the form of a daughter. Lord help The Man and I when she gets old enough to date - which he swears won't be until he is dead and gone. I remember all too well how those days went, though, so I pity us...and you should too!

Bubba

Cuddle Bug. Attention is what this little man loves. Climbing all over mommy and daddy while drooling all over the place is what makes Bubba happy. Missed your daily shower?? Have no fear because Bubba is the guy who will wash away all that dirt and grim. When he isn't busy playing in puddles of spit, he enjoys wrastlin' with Lulu. After a long day of being Bubba, this little guy wants nothing more than a bottle of formula, a few Cheetos, a spoonful of mashed potatoes, another bottle of formula, a baby-sized fistful of popcorn, a nibble of chocolate bar and his blanky. Yes, folks, even a young boy can appreciate the beauty of a good blanky. Mothers - lock up your daughters!

Transient Tuesday Guest Posts

These "Chosen Few" have been featured on the weekly Transient Tuesday segment. They are all fabulous writers and I HIGHLY suggest you go to their sites and start following - if you aren't already! Interested in being a guest blogger - well get off your ass a send me an email!

October 24th: Lesson #8 - Sometimes You Just Need To Laugh...The Brunette

November 24th: Lesson #16 - A Moth Can Kill You If It Really Wants To...The Cribbed

December 1st: Lesson #20 - Pride Is A Strong Feeling...The Vodka Lover

December 8th: Lesson #24 - Pepper Spray In The Sock Drawer Is Useless...The Pregnant Wine-O

December 15th: The Bitch was a slacker and couldn't get me her post in time...alas...no guest this week :(

December 22nd: Lesson #31 - One Joint Christmas Is Better Than Two...Right?!...The Bathroom Mommy

December 29th: Lesson #36 - Sometimes Life Throws You A Lot Of Little Lessons...The Queen Martini

January 5th: Lesson #40 - The First GP Of The New Year Requires A List...THE MAN

January 12th: Lesson #45 - Guilt Is Good...The Triple Threat

January 19th: Lesson #50 - Never Drive In England...The (Un)Experienced Mama

January 26th: Lesson #56 - Always Have Two Pairs Of Shoes Handy...The Frog Mama

February 2nd: Lesson #61 - Being A SAHM Has Advantages...The Dumb Mom

February 9th: Lesson #67 - It Is Good To Be The Dad...The Technical Parent

February 16th: THE BITCH (Finally) 

March 9th: Lesson #76 - Potty Training Is Dangerous...The Rocker Mom

March 16th, 23rd, 30th: Times were rough...and blogger screwed up some of my posts. No guests on these Tuesdays :(

April 6th: The Sassy Duck

April 13th: The Crayon Wragler

April 20th: The Walking Cliche

April 27th: The Chief

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I am a full-time Mommy who works out of the home part-time. I am married to the love of my life and together we have 2 children, a toddler and an infant. I am always on the lookout for family-friendly products to review and/or giveaway on my blog.

Some areas I like to focus on include:

Baby and toddler products for BOTH genders - my daughter is 2 and my son is 7-months
Products geared towards children or adults
Household items
Beauty products
Food products
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I always work very hard to provide an honest, detail-oriented overview of a product or service, and like to include many personal photos of these products in use. In addition to my blog, I also utilize several social networking platforms and other blog link-ups to promote all giveaways. My reviews and giveaways always have direct links to any company website pages and/or social media profiles, as requested.

If you agree to host a giveaway, I require all participants to visit your web site and find another product they would enjoy, in addition to the product being given away. Extra giveaway entries may include following the company via Facebook, Twitter, subscribing to a newsletter, "heart" your Etsy shop or following an RSS feed. I list my giveaways using my own Facebook and Twitter accounts, as well as on various online sweepstakes/giveaway sites to maximize exposure of your company and products to my readers and others online.

I take great care and time to properly check out your product and before posting a thorough and personalized review. You can expect the review to go "live" on my blog within 3-4 weeks. If you have a specific time frame for the review, I’m happy to work with your requests.

I generally like my giveaways to last 2-3 weeks from date of post, depending on the type of product. If you prefer a different time frame, I would be more than happy to accommodate in any way that I can.

I ALWAYS provide 100% honesty to my readers in my reviews, and if I experience a problem, I will notify you of these issues prior to posting my review, just in case I may have received a faulty product so that this may be rectified before I share my experiences with my readers.

In the rare case of a negative review, I will contact you by email prior to posting and you will have the option to decline the review post.


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I will not provide a "blind review" based on images or product information.

Products sent to me for review will not be returned.

In order to post the giveaway, I will need to know what the giveaway prize is and who is eligible to participate (US only, US and Canada, worldwide)

The winner will have 48 hours to respond to my email to claim their prize or a new winner will be drawn. I will provide the winner’s shipping address for the company to ship the prize to.

All giveaway sponsors must agree to ship the giveaway prize directly to the winner within a reasonable amount of time. I am not responsible for any shipping costs.

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